WOMENS-HEALTH Messages for November, 1997: JOKES

JOKES

From: AnnMarie (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Tue, 11 Nov 1997 09:46:35 -0600

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>Subject: national condom month
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><< The following is a list of possible slogans promoting National Condom
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> 1. Cover your stump before you hump.
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> 2. Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
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> 3. Don't be silly ... protect your willy.
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> 4. Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster.
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> 5. Don't be a loner ... cover your boner.
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> 6. When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
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> 7. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
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> 8. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
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> 9. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
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> 10. Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.
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> 11. It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
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> 12. If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize.
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> 13. To save embarrassment later, cover your 'gator.
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> 14. She won't be sick if you wrap your dick.
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> 15. If you go into heat, package your meat.
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> 16. While undressing Venus, dress that penis.
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> 17. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit-up that trouser
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> mouse.
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> 18. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
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> 19. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
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> 20. Befo' da van start rockin', be sho' yo' cock got a stockin'.
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> 21. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
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> 22. The right selection? Sack that erection.
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> 23. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
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> 24. A crank with armor will never harm her.
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> 25. Don't be in a jiffy ... cover your stiffy.
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