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another JOKE!From: AnnMarie (anonymous@obgyn.net)Sat, 27 Sep 1997 23:10:12 +0000
One day a man walks into a pharmacy and says to a cashier "Ah...uh... I'm a little embarrassed to ask this but I would like to buy some condoms but I never realized that there were do many different brands and sizes. How do I know what kind to get?" The cashier looks him up and down and says "Sir, you'll have to drop your pants so I can see what size you are" the man looks around the store, sees that no one seems to be nearby and then pulls his pants down. The cashier takes him in her hand, gives a few squeezes and then calls out over the intercom "LARGE BOX OF CONDOMS TO REGISTER 4, PLEASE. LARGE BOX OF CONDOMS TO REGISTER 4" Well, needless to say, the guy was so over- come with embarrassment that he flees from the store. Shortly there- after, another guy comes into the store with the same problem and approaches the cashier. "I need some condoms. Can you help me?" The cashier says "What size are you?" The man says "uh....well....I...don't know" "Well, drop your pants and I'll be able to tell you" The man thinks this is highly unusual, but notices that no one else seems to be around so he drops his pants. Again, the cashier reaches over and grabs onto the mans penis. She gives a few squeezes and announces over the intercom "SMALL BOX OF CONDOMS TO REGISTER 4, PLEASE. SMALL COMDOMS TO REGISTER 4" The man quickly pulls us his trousers and he, too, flees in total humiliation and embarrassment. About 15 min. pass and in comes this 15 year old boy. He just found out that his girlfriends parents were going away for a weekend and they were going to finally be able to have sex for the first time. He is soooooo excited but he wants to be responsible too so he goes into the store and goes up to the cashier. "I would like to buy a box of condoms please. I've never done this before but my girl and I are going to be having sex for the firs time this weekend and they taught us in school to make sure we have protection. But I don't know the first thing about picking out condoms...do you think you can help me?" The cashier says to him "What size are you?" "You mean there are different sizes?" asks the boy. "Yes. Tell you what, if you'll drop your pants, I will be able to let you know what size to buy" the kid can't believe this is happening, but he figures she must know what she is doing so he drops his pants. The cashier takes his weenie and gives it a few squeezes and then announces over the inter- com "CLEANUP TO REGISTER 4 PLEASE! CLEANUP AT REGISTER 4"
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