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Medical Murphology-- Sorry Doctors! ; )

From: AnnMarie (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Sun, 27 Jul 1997 01:16:30 +0000

SIX PRINCIPLES FOR PATIENTS:

1. Just because you doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

2. The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

3. Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

4. You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.

5. The pills to be taken with meals will be the least appetizing ones.

6. If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

MATZ'S RULE REGARDING MEDICATIONS:

A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.



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