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Humorous Medical DefinitionsFrom: AnnMarie (anonymous@obgyn.net)Fri, 18 Jul 1997 11:16:42 +0000
Aerobe- a garment worn around the house. Atom- a male turkey. Autoeroticism- necking in a car. Bruise- a way of preparing coffee. Burger's disease- from eating in too many fast-food restaurants. Cardiac- someone crazy about old cars. Conjunctivitis- prisoners littering their cells with trash. Croup- place for chickens. Dental-something requiring an auto-body shop. Eustachian- where you catch the "U" train. Flatulence- a belief that the Earth is not round. Flocculation- admired by a group of birds. Gargles- Quasimodo's friends. Genotype- the kind of girl Geno dates. Gout- leave home. Gynecology- goin' away to college. Hair- today, gone tomorrow. Homogenous- a brilliant gay. Ingrown hair- a rabbit raised indoors. Injection- opposite of rejection. Isodense- I ain't too smart. IV- a leafy, climbing vine. Lymphocytes- where people with sore legs can walk. Melancholia- a breed of dog that eats cantaloupe. Patella- to caress one's female companion. Pons- a popular facial cream. Porphyrins- acquaintances who ask to borrow money. Q-tip- taking Dan Quayle's advise. Sciatica- a town in upstate New York. Sebum- a surfer. Stella- a good place to store wine. Twins- womb-mates who become bosom buddies. Urinalysis- different than my analysis. Urogram-finally your son has had a child. Wen- at what time? Xanax- how you sign your name if you can't write.
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