WOMENS-HEALTH Messages for January, 2000: Just for fun ....( resignation )

Just for fun ....( resignation )

From: ddtmm (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Sat, 22 Jan 2000 12:28:14 -0800

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I know we have all felt like this a times, so I thought I would share it with you, hope it make a few smiles. Denise >
> << RESIGNATION
>
> I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as
> an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the
> responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to
> go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star
> restaurant.
>
> I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and
> make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&M's are
> better than money because you can eat them. I want to
> lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with
> my friends on a hot summer's day.
>
> I want to return to a time when life was simple.
> When all you knew were colours, nursery rhymes, but
> that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what
> you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was
> to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of
> all the things that should make you worried or upset.
>
> I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is
> honest and good. I want to believe that anything is
> possible.
>
> I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life
> and be overly excited by the little things again.
> I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to
> consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork,
> depressing news, how to survive more days in the month
> than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip,
> illness, and loss of loved ones.
>
> I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a
> kind word, truth, justice,peace, dreams, the
> imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.
>
> So . . . here's my cheque book and my car-keys, my
> credit card bills and all my statements. I am
> officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want
> to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me
> first, cause. . . . . . .
>
> "Tag! You're it."
> (Pass this to someone and brighten their day by
> helping them remember the simple things of
> life.)

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