-VISIT OUR OTHER FORUMS- OB-GYN-L Ultrasound Ultrasound History Fibroid Forum Physicians-in-Training Tech Talk OBSTET-L (portuguese) OBGIN-L (spanish) Nursing

FW: Foetal Frolics (poem) From: Bruce Speyer (bruce.speyer@medispecialty.com) Mon Feb 19 18:03:17 2001 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: DuboseTerryJ@uams.edu: "Re: Current standard for AFI and determining oligo" Previous message: Anatoli Garkusha: "Re: Ultrasound--diagnosis or treatment?" Roberta thought that the ultrasound forum might enjoy this little didy... >> > FOETAL FROLICS >> > Copyright Pauline Bryant >> > from the web site: http://www.funnypoets.com >> > >> > I wish I was a foetus >> > I never would be bored >> > Sitting in my uterus >> > Swinging on my cord. >> > >> > To worry obstetricians >> > I'd be a proper beast >> > I'd change position on the hour >> > Transverse, oblique then breech. >> > >> > To student midwives I'd present >> > A mystifying case >> > I'd hide myself inside the os >> > And leave an empty space. >> > >> > I'd tie my cord into a knot >> > And wave it through the cervix >> > I'd give the midwives such a shock >> > And laugh off all my vernix. >> > >> > And when my membranes rupture >> > I'd be a right old pest >> > Presenting large diameters >> > I'd transversely arrest. >> > >> > I'd tell my pal placenta >> > To get himself detached >> > To theatre then the lot of us >> > Would pronto be dispatched. >> > >> > And when they start to caesar >> > I'd laugh and think "Tee hee!' >> > When no-one else is looking >> > I'll come vaginally. >> > Next message: DuboseTerryJ@uams.edu: "Re: Current standard for AFI and determining oligo" Previous message: Anatoli Garkusha: "Re: Ultrasound--diagnosis or treatment?"

recommended search...
OBGYN.net forums endometriosis zone Web

Return to

Mail a New Message to the Forum: ultrasound@obgyn.net Forum Administrator: terry.dubose@obgyn.net Report Technical Problems: webmaster@obgyn.net Last Updated: Thu Oct 2 05:18:03 2008

The American Medical Association is no longer designating CME hours for AMA Category II CME credit. However, physicians themselves may self designate learning activities as Category II CME credit hours if they feel it is of sufficient educational merit and meets the formal definitions of continuing medical education. OBGYN.net believes these interaction in this forum meets these criteria. For further information see the AMA web site.