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Sally
At Wed, 25 Apr 2001, Sonnet wrote:
>
>Okay I got this in my email from a good friend this evening - normally I
>am not one for email forwards, but this is SO me I practically wet
>myself laughing when I read it :)
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>
>This diet is designed especially for women to cope with the stress that
>builds up during the day.
>
>> > > > > >BREAKFAST
>
>1 grapefruit
>
>1 slice whole-wheat toast
>
>1 cup skim milk
>
>> > > > > >LUNCH
>
>small portion lean, steamed chicken with 1 cup of spinach
>
>1 cup herbal tea
>
>1 Hershey kiss
>
>> > > > > >AFTERNOON TEA
>
>the rest of the kisses in the bag
>
>tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate-chip topping
>
>> > > > > >DINNER
>
>4 bottles of wine (red or white)
>
>2 loaves garlic bread
>
>1 family size supreme pizza
>
>3 snickers bars
>
>> > > > > >LATE NIGHT SNACK
>
>whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
>
>REMEMBER: STRESSED ! ! SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"
>
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>Email always welcome to: sonnet_fitz@hotmail.com
>