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Fwd: FW: Hurray for NJFrom: Del (anonymous@obgyn.net)Sat, 4 May 2002 05:46:49 -0700 (PDT)
--- Kristy Turkowsky <anonymous@obgyn.net> wrote: > From: Kristy <KTurkowsky@pdi-inc.com> > To: 'Heidi' <gigglegirlh@netscape.net>, 'Ma' > <suzylt@yahoo.com>, > 'Manny work' <mminikus@mail.hublib.lib.nj.us>, > Allison > <Brittlegal@aol.com>, Cindy <Cbeloff@yahoo.com>, > Dawn > <POOLCHICK474@CS.COM>, Judy <summerzray@yahoo.com> > Subject: FW: Hurray for NJ > Date: Fri, 3 May 2002 16:18:19 -0400 > > Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a > bar > in Ohio. One man was from Michigan, one from > Florida, > and one from New Jersey. They got acquainted and > started talking about their problems with their > wives. > > The guy from Michigan began by saying: "I told my > wife > in no uncertain terms that from now on she would > have > to do her own cooking. Well, the first day after I > told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw > nothing. > But on the third day when I came home from work, the > > table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with > wine and even dessert." > > Then the man from Florida spoke up: "I sat my wife > down and told her, that from now on she would have > to > do her own shopping, and also do the cleaning. The > first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw > nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the > > whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the > shelves were filled with groceries." > > The fellow from New Jersey was married to an > enlightened woman from the Garden State. He sat up > straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and > said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, > that > from now on she would have to do the cooking, > shopping > and housecleaning. Well, the first day I saw > nothing. > The second day I still saw nothing. > > But by the third day...I could see a little bit out > of > my left eye!" > > Moral of story: DON'T MESS WITH NEW JERSEY WOMEN! > Yahoo! Health - your guide to health and wellness http://health.yahoo.com
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