FRI: Speaking of sex...

From: DoctorJoe@aol.com
Thu May 27 20:32:08 1999


<<<< The Devil and the Golfer

> >

> >

> > A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a

> couple

> > of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink

>this

> next

> > putt."

> >

> > A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a

>fourth of

> your

> > sex life?"

> >

> > The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be

> meaningless,

> > but also

> > that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right

>frame of

> mind

> > to make the difficult putt and says, "OK." And sinks the putt.

> >

> > Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an

>eagle

> on

> > this hole."

> >

> > The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth

>another

> > fourth of your sex life?"

> >

> > The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure," And he makes an eagle.

> >

> > Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win.

>The

> > stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give

>up the

> > rest of your sex life to win this match?"

> >

> > The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle.

> >

> > As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside

>and

> > says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you, because you

>don't

> know

> > who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex

>life,"

> >

> > "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name is Father O'Malley."





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