Fri: Things my Mother taught me

From: John Robertson M.D. (John.robertson@obgyn.net)
Fri May 21 10:37:41 1999


> My Mother taught me LOGIC...
> "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the
> store with me."
>
> My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
> "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that
> way."
>
> My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
> "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"
>
> My Mother taught me ESP...
> "Put your sweater on! Don't you think that I know when you're cold?"
>
> My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
> "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk
> back to me!"
>
> My Mother taught me HUMOR...
> "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
>
> My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
> "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
>
> My mother taught me ABOUT SEX...
> "How do you think you got here?"
>
> My mother taught me about GENETICS...
> "You are just like your father!"
>
> My mother taught me about my ROOTS...
> "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
>
> My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
> "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
>
> My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
> "Just wait until your father gets home."
>
> My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
> You are going to get it when we get home.
>
> and my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE
> "one day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like
> YOU..then you'll see what it's like!"

--
J.G.M.Robertson MD, 109-9181 Main St. Chilliwack, B.C. V2P 4M9, Canada
(604) 793-9988 e-mail john.robertson@obgyn.net
Who is wise and understanding among you?  Let him show it by his good life,
by deeds done in the humility that comes from wisdom.  James 3 vs 13, NIV




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