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FRI: Sorry Dr. M and Dr. BFrom: DMECNM@aol.comFri May 21 09:48:05 1999
English and French gynecologists talking: "Ah Reechard, we 'ave the best job in ze world, no? All ze lovely women they come to us an we solve their problems. Only last week I saw a woman and relieved her problem - she 'ad a clitoris like a melon". "Pierre, don't exaggerate, no woman has a clitoris like that" "Ah you English, think always of the size, never of the taste"
jumped on his push-bike, pedalled down to the field, confirmed Henri's story, and pedalled all the way back (non-stop) to call the doctor. He picked up the telephone and screamed: "Pierre, Pierre, ... this is Jean, I was in Gaston's field; zere is a young couple naked having sex " To which Pierre replied,"Jean, I am a man of science. You must remember...it's spring, ze air, ze flowers, Ah, L'amour! Zis is very natural. "Jean, still out of breath, grasped in reply: "NON, you do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!" Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed: "Mon dieu!," grabbed his black medicine bag; stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools; jumped in his car; and drove like a madman down to Gaston's field. After carefully examining the participants he drove calmly back to Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the station. When he got there, went inside, smiled patiently, and said: "Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead, she is British"
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