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Re: FRI: HMO's and God From: art fougner, md (evsono@pipeline.com) Tue May 11 08:17:46 1999 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Luis Sanchez-Ramos, MD: "Mole-Omphalocele" Previous message: Dr Eberhard W Lisse: "Re: NOT FRI: NOT OBGYN: Just another perspective: Hallucinatory days indeed" In reply to: Dean Huffman: "OB/GYN Survey" But then Luke - the claims representative - chimes in - "admission denied - NOT pre-certified!" Art At Mon, 10 May 1999, DoctorJoe@aol.com wrote: > > Three nurses died and went to Heaven, where they were met at the Pearly >Gates by St. Peter. To the first, he asked, "So what did you used to do back >on Earth? Why do you think you should be allowed to come into Heaven?" > "I was a nurse at an inner city hospital," she replied. "I worked to >bring healing and peace to many sufferers, especially poor, helpless >children." > "Very noble," said St. Peter. "You may enter." And in through the >Gates she went. > To the next, he asked the same question, "So, what did you used to do?" > "I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in the Amazon basin," she >replied. "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of doctors and nurses >who tried to reach out to as many people across numerous tribes, with a hand >of healing and peace, and with the message about God's love." > "How touching," said St. Peter. "You, too, may enter." And in she went. > He then came to the last nurse, to whom he asked, "So, what did you used to >do back on Earth?" > After some hesitation, she explained, "I was just a nurse at an HMO." >St. Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, "Ok, you may enter, >too." "Whew!" said the nurse. "For a moment there, I thought you weren't >going to let me in." > "Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay for three >days." -- art fougner, md SonoScan/Genetic Sciences forest hills, ny evsono@pipeline.com Next message: Luis Sanchez-Ramos, MD: "Mole-Omphalocele" Previous message: Dr Eberhard W Lisse: "Re: NOT FRI: NOT OBGYN: Just another perspective: Hallucinatory days indeed" In reply to: Dean Huffman: "OB/GYN Survey"

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