Re: FRI - Imponderables
From: Bernard Cristalli (bcrist@club-internet.fr)
Thu Dec 31 02:42:20 1998
And this one
Culture is like jam. The lesser you have the more you spread it.
--
Rafael Haciski, MD a écrit:
> I know it's not Friday today, but with New Year's Eve tomorrow, it sure
> feels like Friday. So here is some innocuous humor:
>
> ==================================================
> Humor: Imponderables
>
> Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
>
> Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat
> cause kids.
>
> It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop
> at the end.
>
> The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
>
> It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
>
> Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip
> around the sun.
>
> The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're
> in the bathroom.
>
> If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
>
> Never knock on Death's door: Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
>
> Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
>
> When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else
> decide to play chess?
>
> The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
>
> Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
>
> There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
>
> Life is sexually transmitted.
>
> A closed mouth gathers no feet.
>
> Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
>
> It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
>
> Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
>
> The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.>>
--
Bernard Cristalli MD CNGOF
AIHP - ACCA
Paris - France
http://www.obgyn.net/corresp/cristalli.htm
http://www.cliniquedelessonne.fr/
