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Re: smiling about doctors From: Bernard Cristalli (bcrist@club-internet.fr) Thu Aug 20 00:17:27 1998 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Bernard Cristalli: "Re: VBAC a Possible Accreta?" Previous message: Richard B. Kates, MD: "Re: PPROM - at what gestational age do you induce?" Maybe in reply to: Porro Emilio: "smiling about doctors" Next in thread: DoctorJoe@aol.com: "Re: smiling about doctors" Porro Emilio wrote: > > >I have seen it from Internet: > > Five doctors went duck hunting one day. After a time, a bird came > winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, > but then hesitated. "I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think > that I will have to get a second opinion." > > And of course by that time, the bird was long gone. Another bird > appeared. This time, the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too,however, > was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might > have babies. "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as > the creature made good its escape. > > Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun > shouldered, he was more certain of his intended > prey's identity. "Now, I think it's a duck, but does it know it's a > duck?" The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with > this dilemma. > > Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon > pointed skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his > smoking gun and turned to the pathologist beside him. > "Go see if that was a duck, will you?" > > Emilio Porro > Como Italy -- and the end... The pathologist takes the duck, looks at it and says: "aspect compatible with a duck" -- Bernard Cristalli MD CNGOF AIHP - ACCA Paris - France http://www.obgyn.net/corresp/cristalli.htm http://www.cliniquedelessonne.fr/ Next message: Bernard Cristalli: "Re: VBAC a Possible Accreta?" Previous message: Richard B. Kates, MD: "Re: PPROM - at what gestational age do you induce?" Maybe in reply to: Porro Emilio: "smiling about doctors" Next in thread: DoctorJoe@aol.com: "Re: smiling about doctors"

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