Fri (Humour): The latest advances in pharmacology for males
From: John Robertson M.D. (john.robertson@obgyn.net)
Fri May 29 09:45:11 1998
Forwarded to me from another list.
>>> NEW MEDICINE FOR MEN
>>> - Submitted by K. Lawson
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>>>With Viagra such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual
>>> ------------------------------------
>>>prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented
>>> ------------------------------------
>towards
>>>improving the performance of men in today's society..
>>>Here are a few of the new ones:
>>> ****
>>>
>>>DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
>>>caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got
>lost,
>>>compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
>>>
>>>PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely
>to
>>>actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
>>>
>>>COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
>>>administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
>>>Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing
>>>new clothing.
>>>
>>>BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge
>>>to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this
>>>drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be
>>>continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.
>>>
>>>NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
>>>undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
>>>
>>>NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to
>>>turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family
>members.
>>>
>>>FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal
>gasesback
>>>into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car
>rides.
>>>
>>>FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men
>>>with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
>>>
>>>PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
>>>test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of
>other
>>>people.
>>>Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special
>>>prosecutors."
>>>
>>>LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being
>>>asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular,
>>>Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
>>>
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