Today's lawyer story

From: DMECNM@aol.com
Sat Aug 30 07:12:21 1997


<< Today's lawyer story >
> One evening at the bar, three friends are chatting about their respective
> professions. They were a doctor, a lawyer and an engineer. After some
> drinking and many 'war stories', the group began arguing over which of
> their
> professions was first.
>
> The doctor argued; "In the very beginning, Genesis chapter 1, God took a
> rib
> from Adam and created Eve. God was a surgeon so doctors were the first
> profession."
>
> The engineer agreed saying, "Yes your are right about God being a
surgeon. > Before that however, God created the Earth and the Sun, and the whole
> Universe out of mere chaos. God was an engineer so engineers came before
> doctors."
>
> The lawyer, smiling quietly asked, "Who do you think created the chaos?"

Denise M. Ellison, CNM Private practice Simi Valley, CA

--------------------- Forwarded message: --------------------- From: ahuntley@interserv.com (Alicia Huntley) --------------------- To: dmecnm@aol.com Date: 97-08-30 02:23:35 EDT

Alicia Huntley CNM/MSN Eugene Oregon USA ahuntley@interserv.com Build bridges, not walls. If God has a refrigerator, your name is on it!

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fwd: Today's lawyer story > Date: Friday, August 29, 1997 4:00 PM
>
> You

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> Today's lawyer story
>
> One evening at

the bar, three friends are chatting about their respective > professions.

They were a doctor, a lawyer and an engineer. After some > drinking and

many 'war stories', the group began arguing over which of > their
>

professions was first. >
> The doctor argued; "In the very beginning,

Genesis chapter 1, God took a > rib
> from Adam and created Eve. God was

a surgeon so doctors were the first > profession."
>
> The engineer

agreed saying, "Yes your are right about God being a surgeon. > Before that

however, God created the Earth and the Sun, and the whole > Universe out of

mere chaos. God was an engineer so engineers came before > doctors."
>

The lawyer, smiling quietly asked, "Who do you think created the chaos?"





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