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Re: (Humor) You Might Be in the Medical Field if... From: Kelly Shanahan (mks@sierra.net) Mon Jun 2 21:47:21 1997 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Ira Mark Bernstein: "Re: Study - Hypnosis and Breech Conversion" Previous message: Ronald Helm: "Re: Study - Hypnosis and Breech Conversion" Maybe in reply to: Paul Prior MD: "(Humor) You Might Be in the Medical Field if..." > >YOU MIGHT BE IN THE MEDICAL FIELD IF: > >4. You believe in the serial spraying of Prozac >6. You believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a diagnosis >7. You believe that the government should require a permit to >reproduce >8. You believe that chocolate is a food group >9. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says >"Boy, it sure is quiet" >11. You hate working nights with a full moon >12. You DON"T think a referral to Dr. Kevorkian is inappropriate >14. You have had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh >uncontrollably >17. The most commonly uttered phrase after midnight is "what changed >tonight at 0200 that makes it an emergency after six months >18. You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis >23. When you mention vegetables, you're not referring to a food group >25. Your patient states "I have no idea how it got stuck there" >27. You encourage an obnoxious patient to sign out AMA just so you no >longer have to deal with her >28. You use your status to get out of speeding tickets >33. You have your weekends off marked and planned for a year Yup, I guess I'm in the medical field alright. Thanks for the laugh, Paul. Kelly -- Kelly Shanahan, MD S. Lake Tahoe Next message: Ira Mark Bernstein: "Re: Study - Hypnosis and Breech Conversion" Previous message: Ronald Helm: "Re: Study - Hypnosis and Breech Conversion" Maybe in reply to: Paul Prior MD: "(Humor) You Might Be in the Medical Field if..."

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