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Re: TGIF From: Cyril J van Gelderen (vangel@pixie.co.za) Sat Apr 19 17:32:43 1997 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Gail Waldby MD: "Re: phen/fen/Redux" Previous message: Bernard Cristalli: "Re: Prenatal Labs/ACOG standards" In reply to: Susan McNiel: "TGIF" At Fri, 18 Apr 1997, Susan McNiel wrote: etc > >A lawyer was just coming out of his anesthesia when he asked the doctor, >"Why are the blinds drawn, doctor?" > >The doctor replied, "There is a fire across the street and we did not want >you to think the operation was a failure!" > >++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > >What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? > >THe referee doesn't get paid for a longer fight. > >++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > >A golfer shot his tee over a hill and onto the next fairway. As he went to >retrieve his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground moaning in pain. > >"I'm an attorney and this is going to cost you $5,000!" > >"I'm really sorry.....but I did yell 'FORE" " > >"I'll take it!" the attorney said. > >++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > >WHat's the difference between baseball and law? > >In baseball if you're caught stealing, you're out. Thank you for your lawyer jokes. The following may help to cheer you up too - >From the JIR a few years ago: Why are they using lawyers rather than laboratory rats in medical research these days? Three reasons:- 1 There are more lawyers than rats 2 The technicians do not get so attached to lawyers as they do to rats. 3 There are some things that rats will not do. -- CvG Next message: Gail Waldby MD: "Re: phen/fen/Redux" Previous message: Bernard Cristalli: "Re: Prenatal Labs/ACOG standards" In reply to: Susan McNiel: "TGIF"

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