An Alaska Guy's 12 Days of Christmas

From: Zelda Collett-Paule, CNM (zeldacnm@alaska.net)
Sat Dec 28 19:10:51 1996


I know it's a little late, but it is before New Years. Thought you might enjoy an Alaskan version of the 12 days of Christmas. Will start with the 11th day to save space:

On the eleventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eleven table dances Ten days in Maui Nine rolls of duct tape Eight cans of Blazo Seven pair of Carhartts Six rolls of Visqueen FIVE SNOWMACHINES Four six-packs Three chain saws Two bunny boots And a hat made from pelts of wolverine

On the twelth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Twelve bounced checks (repeat the 11th day)

If any of you need explanation of any of the gifts, I will gladly answer.

Zelda, CNM, Anchorage, Alaska





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