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Re: ANESTHESIA SERVICEFrom: DoctorJoe@aol.comTue Apr 23 10:48:59 1996
<<REINER'S RULE OF MEDICINE # 8: "A GOOD SURGEON DESERVES A GOOD ANESTHETIST; A POOR SURGEON **NEEDS** ONE.">> Do you happen to have ALL of Reiner's rules??? Joe P. By the way, if everyone doesn't have all of the Laws of the House of God at their fingertips (keyboard): Laws of the House of God 1. Gomers don't die. 2. Gomers go to ground. 3. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. 4. The patient is the one with the disease. 5. Placement comes first. 6. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a number fourteen needle and a good strong arm. 7. AGE + BUN = Lasix dose. 8. They can always hurt you more. 9. The only good admission is a dead admission. 10. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. 11. Show me a BMS who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. 12. If the Radiology resident and the BMS both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. 13. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. BMS = medical student from the "Best Medical School" N.B.: "NPC specialties" (No Patient Contact) include Rays, Gas, Path, Derm, Eye, Psych Gomer = "get out of my ermergency room"
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