Re: FRI - CDC Bulletin
From: Gordon Goldman (obgyndoc@swbell.net)
Fri May 9 14:41:27 2008
Way too much time on your hands!!!!
But I love it!!!!
--
Gordon M. Goldman, M.D., FACOG
Private Practice, St. Louis, Mo.
On May 9, 2008, at 2:36 PM, Meenan, Anna wrote:
> I had a pretty bad case that became chronic, so I started a new
> treatment program. It's called "Partially Advancing Retirement
> Timing To Increase My Enjoyment (AKA PART TIME) It's working
> pretty well. I am waiting for the definitive cure, which will
> become available 12/1/09. It's called Remove Employment To
> Increase Recreational Enjoyment (AKA RETIRE).
>
> Anna Meenan, MD
>
>> I just received this in email:
>>
>>> The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical
>>> alert about a highly contagious, potentially
>>> dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,
>>> and even electronically. This virus is called Weary
>>> Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive
>>> WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or
>>> anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH
>>> IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
>>> completely.
>>>
>>> If you should come into contact with WORK you should
>>> immediately leave the premises. Take two good
>>> friends to the nearest store and purchase one or
>>> both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
>>> Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination
>>> Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until
>>> WORK has been completely eliminated from your
>>> system.
>>>
>>> You should immediately forward this medical alert to
>>> five friends. If you do not have five friends, you
>>> have already been infected and WORK is controlling
>>> your life.
>>
>> Happy Mother's Day, All!!!
>>
>> --
>> art fougner, md
>> "May The Wings of Liberty Never Lose a Feather." - Jack Burton
>
