Re: Fri: Man Rules
From: art fougner, md (evsono@pipeline.com)
Fri Dec 7 11:24:07 2007
Man Law
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I85vo9FTG8s
Cheers!
Art
At Fri, 7 Dec 2007, Dr. Ainsworth wrote:
>
>The Man Rules
>We always hear From the female side, now here are the rules from the
>male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered
>"1 "
>ON PURPOSE!
>
>1. Men are NOT mind readers.
>
>1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
>You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
>We need it up, you need it down.
>You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>
>1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
>or the changing of the tides.
>Let it be.
>
>1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
>And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
>
>1. Crying is blackmail.
>
>1. Ask for what you want.
> Let us be clear on this one:
> Subtle hints do not work!
> Strong hints do not work!
> Obvious hints do not work!
> Just say it!
>
>1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>
>1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
>what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
>fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
>
>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
>
>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
>makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
>
>1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
>done.
>Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
>1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
>commercials..
>
>1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
>
>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
>for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
>no idea what mauve is.
>
>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
>
>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
>nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
>hassle.
>
>1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
>you don't want to hear.
>
>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
>fine... Really .
>
>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
>discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
>
>1. You have enough clothes.
>
>1. You have too many shoes.
>
>1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>
>1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
>couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
>camping.
>
>Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
>
>Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.
--
art fougner, md
"May The Wings of Liberty Never Lose a Feather." - Jack Burton
