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Re: FRI HUMOR -- NEOLOGISMS From: art fougner, md (evsono@pipeline.com) Sat Jan 28 16:50:28 2006 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: art fougner, md: "Re: Humor--Restaurant Review" Previous message: art fougner, md: "Re: OB U/S training?" In reply to: Dean Huffman .: "FRI HUMOR -- NEOLOGISMS" Bob Levy has been holding a neologism competition since 1983. Winners can be found here: http://www.fun-with-words.com/neologisms_competition.html Art At Sat, 28 Jan 2006, Dean Huffman . wrote: > >.. > >NEOLOGISMS > >Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its >yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for >common words. > >And the winners are: > >1. Coffee (n.): the person upon whom one coughs. > >2. Flabbergasted (adj.): appalled over how much weight you have gained. > >3. Abdicate (v.): to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. > >4. Esplanade (v.): to attempt an explanation while drunk. > >5. Willy-nilly (adj.): impotent. > >6. Negligent (adj.): describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer >the door in your nightgown. > >7. Lymph (v.): to walk with a lisp. > >8. Gargoyle (n.): olive-flavored mouthwash. > >9. Flatulence (n.): emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over >by a steamroller. > >10. Balderdash (n.): a rapidly receding hairline. > >11. Testicle (n.): a humorous question on an exam. > >12. Rectitude (n.): the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. > >13. Pokemon (n ): a Rastafarian proctologist. ~~~~~~ > >14. Oyster (n.): a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish-isms. > >15. Frisbeetarianism (n.): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up >onto the roof and gets stuck there. > >16. Circumvent (n.): an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish >men. -- art fougner, md "I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early." Lawrence Peter Berra Next message: art fougner, md: "Re: Humor--Restaurant Review" Previous message: art fougner, md: "Re: OB U/S training?" In reply to: Dean Huffman .: "FRI HUMOR -- NEOLOGISMS"

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