Re: Wrongful Death Suit Allowed Over Embryo
From: Garry E. Siegel, M.D. (garrys@mindspring.com)
Tue Feb 22 16:07:47 2005
What a riot! I had not heard that before, and found it on the web and
played.
Garry
At Tue, 22 Feb 2005, Joseph Shaeffer wrote:
>
>Quoting "Richard Chudacoff, MD" <rchudacoff@mylinuxisp.com>:
>
>> Glad someone got the reference :-)
>> Richard Chudacoff, MD
>
>Got the reference, here are the words to that fine Monty Python tune if anyone
>would like to sing along:
>
>DAD:
>There are Jews in the world.
>There are Buddhists.
>There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
>There are those that follow Mohammed, but
>I've never been one of them.
>
>I'm a Roman Catholic,
>And have been since before I was born,
>And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
>They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
>
>You don't have to be a six-footer.
>You don't have to have a great brain.
>You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
>A Catholic the moment Dad came,
>
>Because
>
>Every sperm is sacred.
>Every sperm is great.
>If a sperm is wasted,
>God gets quite irate.
>
>CHILDREN:
>Every sperm is sacred.
>Every sperm is great.
>If a sperm is wasted,
>God gets quite irate.
>
>GIRL:
>Let the heathen spill theirs
>On the dusty ground.
>God shall make them pay for
>Each sperm that can't be found.
>
>CHILDREN:
>Every sperm is wanted.
>Every sperm is good.
>Every sperm is needed
>In your neighbourhood.
>
>MUM:
>Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
>Spill theirs just anywhere,
>But God loves those who treat their
>Semen with more care.
>
>MEN:
>Every sperm is sacred.
>Every sperm is great.
>WOMEN:
>If a sperm is wasted,...
>CHILDREN:
>..God get quite irate.
>
>PRIEST:
>Every sperm is sacred.
>BRIDE and GROOM:
>Every sperm is good.
>NANNIES:
>Every sperm is needed...
>CARDINALS:
>..In your neighbourhood!
>
>CHILDREN:
>Every sperm is useful.
>Every sperm is fine.
>FUNERAL CORTEGE:
>God needs everybody's.
>MOURNER #1:
>Mine!
>MOURNER #2:
>And mine!
>CORPSE:
>And mine!
>
>NUN:
>Let the Pagan spill theirs
>O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
>HOLY STATUES:
>God shall strike them down for
>Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
>
>EVERYONE:
>Every sperm is sacred.
>Every sperm is good.
>Every sperm is needed
>In your neighbourhood.
>
>Every sperm is sacred.
>Every sperm is great.
>If a sperm is wasted,
>God gets quite iraaaaaate!
--
Garry E. Siegel, M.D.
Private Practice
Roswell, GA
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