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Re: Christmas Eve From: art fougner, md (evsono@pipeline.com) Fri Dec 24 21:00:23 2004 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: dr.jayant: "2nd trimester termination" Previous message: Gary: "Re: Christmas Eve" Ho Ho Ho! A Merry Christmas to All. art At Fri, 24 Dec 2004, Gary wrote: > >you must have seen this before: > >TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS > >AND UP ON OB > >A NURSE YELLED "THICK MEC, I NEED A DELEE" > >IV'S WITH PITOCIN > >WERE ALL HUNG WITH CARE > >IN HOPES THEY'LL DELIVER > >AND STOP PULLING THEIR HAIR > >THE WOMEN WERE SCREAMING > >IN THEIR BIRTHING BEDS > >WHILE VISIONS OF EPIDURALS > >DANCED IN THEIR HEADS > >THE STAFFING IS SHORT > >WITH NO ONE ON CALL > >EVERY WARMER IS DIRTY > >AND SITS IN THE HALL > >JUST WHEN I THOUGHT > >THERE'S AN END TO THIS HELL > >THE PATIENT IN TRIAGE > >HAS A MAJOR DECEL > >SO WE RUSH WITH A GURNEY > >AND RACE TO THE BACK > >THE O.R. IS DIRTY > >NOT ONE SECTION PACK > >I DROPPED TO MY KNEES > >AND I STARTED TO CRY > >WHEN I HEARD THE BELLS JINGLE > >AND LOOKED TOWARD THE SKY > >THERE WAS ST. NICK > >ON HIS SLEIGH IN THE REAR > >HE HAD SIX SMILING NURSES > >THE NIGHT SHIFT IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! > >Copyright © 1996 - 1998 by Childbirth.org All rights reserved. > >-- >Gary Kleinman, MD >Bridgeport, CT > -- art fougner, md May the Joy of this Holiday Season Be with You and Yours throughout the New Year. Next message: dr.jayant: "2nd trimester termination" Previous message: Gary: "Re: Christmas Eve"

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