Re: FRI: *WARNING*: Gonorrhea Lectim
From: Anna Meenan, MD (annam@uic.edu)
Mon Dec 13 18:44:08 2004
Kerry LOST. Get over it.
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Anna Meenan, MD
At Mon, 13 Dec 2004, Richard Chudacoff, MD wrote:
>
>The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
>about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted
>disease.
>
>This disease is contracted through dangerous and
>high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
>Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many
>victims have contracted it after having been screwed
>for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken
>measures to protect themselves from
>this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive
>sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea
>Lectim include, but are not limited to:
>
>Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions
>of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic
>mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive
>dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
>pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
>responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice
>masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled
>facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history;
>tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
>and a strong
>propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.
>
>The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and
>epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this
>malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a
>Texas bush.
>
>Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish
>the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. John
><http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/j/johnquincy122484.html> Quincy
>Adams
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