Re: FRI: HUMOR
From: art fougner, md (evsono@pipeline.com)
Wed Aug 11 17:53:23 2004
LOL thanks Joanne
art
At Wed, 11 Aug 2004, Joanne Bulley, MD wrote:
>
>What did these tech terms mean 100 years ago?
>
>LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot
>
>LOG OFF: Don't add any more wood
>
>MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove
>
>DOWN LOAD: Getting the firewood off the truck
>
>MEGA HERTZ: When your not careful getting the firewood
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>FLOPPY DISC: What you get from trying to tote too much firewood
>
>RAM: That thing what splits the firewood
>
>HARD DRIVE: Coming home in the winter time
>
>WINDOWS: What to shut when its cold outside
>
>SCREEN: What to shut when it's black-fly season
>
>BYTE: What them darn flies do
>
>CHIP: What you step in if you aren't careful in the pasture
>
>MODEM: What you do to the hay fields
>
>DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife
>
>LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
>
>KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys
>
>SOFTWARE: forks and knives
>
>MOUSE: what eats the grain in the barn
>
>MOUSE PAD: The hole where the mouse lives
>
>MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof
>
>PORT: Fancy flatlander wine
>
>ENTER: Northerner talk for "C'Mon in y'all"
>
>CLICK: What you hear when you cock your gun
>
>DOUBLE CLICK: When the gun won't fire when you pull the trigger
>
>REBOOT: What you have to do right before bedtime when you forgot that
>kitty is still outside
>
>--
>Joanne Bulley, MD
>Keene, NH, USA
>
>"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies
> in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who
> are cold and are not clothed."
>
>President Dwight D. Eisenhower
>April 16, 1953
>http://costofwar.com/
>
--
art fougner, md
ich bin ein New Yorker
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