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FRI: HUMOR From: Joanne Bulley, MD (islesannie@yahoo.com) Wed Aug 11 17:20:11 2004 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Richard Chudacoff, MD: "Re: don't mess with Texas" Previous message: RModugno@aol.com: "don't mess with Texas" Next in thread: art fougner, md: "Re: FRI: HUMOR" Reply: art fougner, md: "Re: FRI: HUMOR" What did these tech terms mean 100 years ago? LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot LOG OFF: Don't add any more wood MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove DOWN LOAD: Getting the firewood off the truck MEGA HERTZ: When your not careful getting the firewood FLOPPY DISC: What you get from trying to tote too much firewood RAM: That thing what splits the firewood HARD DRIVE: Coming home in the winter time WINDOWS: What to shut when its cold outside SCREEN: What to shut when it's black-fly season BYTE: What them darn flies do CHIP: What you step in if you aren't careful in the pasture MODEM: What you do to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys SOFTWARE: forks and knives MOUSE: what eats the grain in the barn MOUSE PAD: The hole where the mouse lives MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof PORT: Fancy flatlander wine ENTER: Northerner talk for "C'Mon in y'all" CLICK: What you hear when you cock your gun DOUBLE CLICK: When the gun won't fire when you pull the trigger REBOOT: What you have to do right before bedtime when you forgot that kitty is still outside -- Joanne Bulley, MD Keene, NH, USA "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." President Dwight D. Eisenhower April 16, 1953 http://costofwar.com/ Next message: Richard Chudacoff, MD: "Re: don't mess with Texas" Previous message: RModugno@aol.com: "don't mess with Texas" Next in thread: art fougner, md: "Re: FRI: HUMOR" Reply: art fougner, md: "Re: FRI: HUMOR"

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