Re: George Carlin
From: Anna Meenan, MD (annam@uic.edu)
Wed Aug 13 13:20:04 2003
Saw him on a cable channel special the other night. Even grosser and
mouthier than I remember. He has had his moments over the years. I
always liked his monologue about "stuff".
--
Anna Meenan, MD
At Wed, 13 Aug 2003, Yankowitz, Jerome wrote:
>
>Very nice. Thanks for sharing. I only disagree with the "gross and mouthy"
>about Carlin. Maybe you had to be from NY to appreciate him but he was
>always surprisingly insightful as well as "inciteful".
>
>> Jerome Yankowitz, MD
>> Director, Division of Maternal-Fetal Medicine
>> and Fetal Diagnosis and Treatment Unit
>> Dept of OB/GYN
>> Univ of Iowa Hospitals and Clinics
>> Telephone: 319-356-2574
>> Fax No: 319-353-6759
>>
>> ----------
>> From: Richard Chudacoff, MD
>> Reply To: ob-gyn-l@obgyn.net
>> Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2003 12:25 PM
>> To: Multiple recipients of list OB-GYN-L
>> Subject: FRI: George Carlin
>>
>> GEORGE CARLIN POST 9-11 (His wife recently died...)
>> Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - gross and mouthy comedian of the
>> 70's
>> and 80's - could write something so very eloquent ... and so very
>> appropriate post 9-11.
>>
>> A wonderful Message by George Carlin
>>
>> The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but
>> shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
>> but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and
>> smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
>> but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more
>> problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
>>
>> We drink too much, smoke too much,! spend too recklessly, laugh too
>> little,
>> drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
>> too
>> little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our
>> possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom,
>> and
>> hate too often.
>>
>> We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to
>> life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but
>> have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered
>> outer
>> space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better
>> things.
>>
>> We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom,
>> but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
>> accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more
>> computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but
>> we communicate less and less.
>>
>> These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small
>> character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of
>> two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are
>> days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night
>> stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to
>> quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and
>> nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to
>> you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to
>> just hit delete.
>>
>> Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going
>> to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
>> you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your
>> side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is
>> the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
>>
>> Remember,! to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but
>> most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes
>> from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for
>> someday that person will not be there again. Give time to love, give time
>> to speak, and give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
>>
>> Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
>> that take our breath away.
>>
>> George Carlin
>>
>> HOW TO STAY YOUNG
>> (George Carlin)
>>
>> 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
>> Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
>>
>> 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
>>
>> 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
>> whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's
>> workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
>>
>> 4. Enjoy the simple things.
>> !
>> 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
>>
>> 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is
>> with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
>>
>> 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,
>> keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
>>
>> 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
>> improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
>>
>> 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county,
>> to
>> a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
>>
>> 10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
>>
>> Richard Chudacoff, MD, FACOG
>> Chudacoff Obstetrics & Gynecology, PLLC
>> 15200 Southwest Freeway, #270
>> Sugar Land, TX 77478
>>
>> Tel: 281-277-3900
>> Fax: 281-277-3901
>>
>> rchudacoff@mylinuxisp.com
>> Richard.Chudacoff@obgyn.net
>>
>> http://www.mdhub.com/281-277-3900
>> http://www.chudacoffobgyn.yourmd.com
>>
>> *****HIPAA Confidentiality Notice*****
>>
>> The documents inside this electronic transmission contain confidential
>> information belonging to the sender that is legally privileged. This
>> information is intended only for the use of the individual or entity named
>> above. The authorized recipient of this information is prohibited from
>> disclosing this information to any other party and is required to destroy
>> the information after its stated need has been fulfilled, unless otherwise
>> required by law.
>>
>> If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any
>> disclosure, copying, distribution, or action taken in reliance on the
>> contents of these documents is strictly prohibited. If you received this
>> electronic transmission in error, please notify the sender immediately to
>> arrange for return.
>>