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Re: Old is When ... Humor From: Anna Meenan, MD (annam@uic.edu) Sun Aug 10 19:08:11 2003 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Anna Meenan, MD: "Re: no subject received Fri, 8 Aug 2003 15:18:19 -0500" Previous message: Joanne Bulley, MD: "Re: query" In reply to: Joanne Bulley, MD: "Old is When ... Humor" Next in thread: DoctorJoe@aol.com: "Re: Old is When ... Humor" At Sun, 10 Aug 2003, Joanne Bulley, MD wrote: > Number 4, not funny. -- Anna Meenan, MD >SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE > >1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. > >2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using >you to heat the family room this winter. > >3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. > >4. You change your underwear after a sneeze. > >5. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a >field trip to Chippendales. > >"OLD" IS WHEN... > >Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, >"Pick one, I can't do both!" > >"OLD" IS WHEN... > >Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. > >"OLD" IS WHEN... > >You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to >go along. > >"OLD" IS WHEN... > >A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. > >"OLD" IS WHEN... > >Getting "a little action" means I don't need fiber today. > >"OLD" IS WHEN... > >"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. > >"OLD" IS WHEN... > >An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee! > >-- >Joanne Bulley, MD >Keene, NH, USA > >----- >Work to create peace everywhere you go and with everything you do. >----- >Let us accept truth, even when it surprises us and alters our views. >-George Sand >----- >The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great >moral crisis, maintain their neutrality. >Dante > Next message: Anna Meenan, MD: "Re: no subject received Fri, 8 Aug 2003 15:18:19 -0500" Previous message: Joanne Bulley, MD: "Re: query" In reply to: Joanne Bulley, MD: "Old is When ... Humor" Next in thread: DoctorJoe@aol.com: "Re: Old is When ... Humor"

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