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Re: PunyFrom: Braun, R. Daniel (rbraun@iupui.edu)Fri Feb 28 12:00:20 2003
I first heard this 30 years ago and it was a traveling salesman who needed help to be on the road or stay at home with the family. It was jazzed up a lot more and was a real "Shaggy Dog" story. Dan -----Original Message----- From: Richard Chudacoff, MD [mailto:rchudacoff@mylinuxisp.com] Sent: Friday, February 28, 2003 11:36 AM To: Multiple recipients of list OB-GYN-L Subject: FRI: Puny A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper. The scientist arrived with his clone and proceeded to the podium. The clone sat at the end of the head table. The scientist began the speech intending a tribute to the advances in the field of modern biology. "My fellow scientists," he began. But before he could utter another word, the clone sprang to his feet and shouted out a heap of abuse and swearing!". The crowd began to murmur as the scientist commanded the clone to "Sit down and shut-up!" Apologizing for the interruption, the scientist began again, "My fellow scientists..." Again the clone sprang to his feet and yelled, swearing waving his arms about and abusing everyone in sight. Incensed, the scientist rushed to the clone, grabbed him, and threw him out of the window. The crowd gasped and security rushed into the room. A short while later the police arrived and were explained the events that had transpired. The police chief said to the scientist, "We are going to have to arrest you." The scientist replied, "For what? I have committed no crime. What fell from the window was a clone, not a person." The attending scientists nodded in agreement. "Well," retorted the police chief, "we cannot let this heinous act go unchallenged." The police chief thought for a moment and then ordered the scientist held, for "Making an obscene clone fall...."
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