Re: early menstruation

From: Anna Meenan, MD (annam@uic.edu)
Mon Apr 8 09:42:50 2002


Once again, I would like to cast my vote for NO RESPONSE WHATSOEVER TO TROLLS, PLEEEEEEEEZ.

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				Anna Meenan, MD

At Mon, 8 Apr 2002, DoctorJoe@aol.com wrote: > >In a message dated 4/8/02 08:54:10, cyberpisces@hotmail.com writes: > ><< I'm a guy with an unusally large male organ and multiple female >partners. >I've been told, many times by different women, that their menstrual >cycle is >unusually early, sometines as early as 8 days. Is my organ size the >cause?? >Thanks. >> > >I guess that depends on how loud you play it. > >Sometimes, depending on the frequencies and the decibels, organ pipes could >THEORETICALLY cause disruption of the basal layer and spiral arterioles of >the endometrium, perhaps leading at least to spotting, if not overt "menses" >in a woman exposed at close range. I don't recall ever hearing any reports >of increased menometrorrhagia in the members of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, >but I don't know for sure how large THAT organ is, or how loud it's played >(since the acoustics in the Mormon Tabernacle are so eerily good, you >probably don't need lots of decibels to carry throughout the place - may even >drown out the choir, if you crank it up too loud). > >At any rate, I don't know the answer to your question, except for POSSIBLY. >Maybe we should look for an audiologist or an acoustic physicist to delve >into that more deeply. (I took a hell of a lot of physics in college, but I >don't remember acoustics much). > >Sorry... > >THE MAN





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