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FRI Infertility problem?From: DoctorJoe@aol.comTue Mar 26 07:27:05 2002
I'm not sure WHY, but here you go....
> > An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
> >
> > The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
> > back a semen sample tomorrow."
> >
> > The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
> > gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
> >
> > The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's
> > like this -
> >
> > First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
> > left hand, but still nothing.
> >
> > Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her
> > left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
> > then with her teeth out, and
> > still nothing.
> >
> > We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
> > with both hands, then an armpit
> > and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
> >
> > The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied,
> >
> >
> > "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." Guess age makes you practical, if not clear... Joe P.
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