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Fri: relationships with the opposite sex From: ainsron@msn.com Tue Feb 20 18:19:56 2001 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: Richard Chudacoff, MD: "RELATIVE RISK" Previous message: Melinda Jablonski: "OB CALCULATOR" Sorry I didn't have this in time for Valentine's Day, would have made a good card. Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + Dumb woman = pregnancy Shopping Math A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t need. General equations & statistics A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Happiness To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Memory Any married man should forget his mistakes; there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing. Appearance Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. Propensity to change A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. Discussion Technique A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. -- Ronald E. Ainsworth, MD Next message: Richard Chudacoff, MD: "RELATIVE RISK" Previous message: Melinda Jablonski: "OB CALCULATOR"

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