Re: Fri: Circumcision Humor
From: Anna Meenan, MD (annam@uic.edu)
Thu Feb 15 11:11:42 2001
Then there was the Rabbi who saved all the foreskins that he removed and
stitched them together to make a little bag. If you stroke it, it
becomes a suitcase.
I use that one to break up the tension when med students are doing their
first circ.
--
Anna Meenan
At Thu, 15 Feb 2001, ainsron@msn.com wrote:
>
>Two men were standing next to each other in urinals in a restaurant in
>New York City. One man said to the other:
>"You're from Cleveland, aren't you?" The second man was taken by suprise
>and said, "Yes, I am." The first man then said, "You're from the Temple
>Beth Shalom, aren't you?" Suprised again, the second man said, "Yes, I
>am. But how did you know that?" Going on, the first man said, "Your
>Rabbi is Rabbi Schwartz, right." Incredulous, at these observations, the
>second man said, "I've been part of his congregation since I was born."
>The first man then said, "He's always been a little nearsighted and cuts
>the foreskin on a slant. You're peeing on my foot!"
>
>A ribbon salesman went into Bloomingdales, where he had never been
>successful in making a sales. He told the purchasing agent that he was
>near retirement and couldn't retire happy unless the buyer finally
>agreed to make a purchase. After all these years, the purchasing agent
>finally agreed. He said, "I'll buy a length of ribbon that goes from
>the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis." Quickly, the salesman
>agreed. The next day, two large trucks rolled up and began unloading
>spool after spool of ribbon. The purchasing agent was taken by surprise
>and quickly called the salesman and angrily asked him what he thought he
>was doing. The salesman responded, "I was simply following your
>instructions. Afterall, my foreskin is in Poland."
>
>A man was walking down the street and saw a clock in the window of a
>small storefront. His watch was in need of repair and he walked inside
>and asked the shopkeeper if he could take a look at it. The shopkeeper
>told him, "I'm sorry, but I am not a watch maker, I'm a Moya." The
>disgruntled man said, "Well then, why do you have a clock in the
>window?" The shopkeeper said, "What should I put in the window, a
>foreskin?"
>
>--
>Ronald E. Ainsworth, MD
>
