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Fri: Circumcision HumorFrom: ainsron@msn.comThu Feb 15 10:13:35 2001
Two men were standing next to each other in urinals in a restaurant in New York City. One man said to the other: "You're from Cleveland, aren't you?" The second man was taken by suprise and said, "Yes, I am." The first man then said, "You're from the Temple Beth Shalom, aren't you?" Suprised again, the second man said, "Yes, I am. But how did you know that?" Going on, the first man said, "Your Rabbi is Rabbi Schwartz, right." Incredulous, at these observations, the second man said, "I've been part of his congregation since I was born." The first man then said, "He's always been a little nearsighted and cuts the foreskin on a slant. You're peeing on my foot!" A ribbon salesman went into Bloomingdales, where he had never been successful in making a sales. He told the purchasing agent that he was near retirement and couldn't retire happy unless the buyer finally agreed to make a purchase. After all these years, the purchasing agent finally agreed. He said, "I'll buy a length of ribbon that goes from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis." Quickly, the salesman agreed. The next day, two large trucks rolled up and began unloading spool after spool of ribbon. The purchasing agent was taken by surprise and quickly called the salesman and angrily asked him what he thought he was doing. The salesman responded, "I was simply following your instructions. Afterall, my foreskin is in Poland." A man was walking down the street and saw a clock in the window of a small storefront. His watch was in need of repair and he walked inside and asked the shopkeeper if he could take a look at it. The shopkeeper told him, "I'm sorry, but I am not a watch maker, I'm a Moya." The disgruntled man said, "Well then, why do you have a clock in the window?" The shopkeeper said, "What should I put in the window, a foreskin?"
-- Ronald E. Ainsworth, MD
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