Re: (FRI) The Reverend Jesse Jackson
From: art fougner, md (evsono@pipeline.com)
Fri Feb 2 12:19:19 2001
STAY OUT THE BUSHES!!!
art
At Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Paul Prior MD wrote:
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>No hate mail, please. I make no moral judgements on the man, I just
>found this bit of humor well written and quite funny. For those of
>you outside the USA who might not know the man, Mr. Jackson is a well
>known political figure whose talent for public speaking is rarely
>equaled.
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>Public Statement by the Reverend Jesse Jackson
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>Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of
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>procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the
>population for my act of copulation.
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>I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification,
>that I could not obtain through masturbation, resulted in my
>fornication.
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>I accepted her invitation, and provided her with excitation,
>stimulation, penetration, replication, and liberation. She provided
>lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore condoms to avoid
>contamination.
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>She cried for duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite of
>her fascination with variation.
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>This has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation and
>provocation of the media has resulted in my humiliation, denigration,
>and degradation.
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>My wife is considering castration, which would require my
>hospitalization. Pray that this matter will find culmination in my
>sanctification and rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to
>my ultimate vocation will not result in revocation and termination.
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>I hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification
>and will prohibit further provocation.
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>Sincerely,
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>The Reverend Jesse Jackson
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art fougner, md
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