(FRI) The Reverend Jesse Jackson

From: Paul Prior MD (pprior@clover.net)
Fri Feb 2 12:01:10 2001


No hate mail, please. I make no moral judgements on the man, I just found this bit of humor well written and quite funny. For those of you outside the USA who might not know the man, Mr. Jackson is a well known political figure whose talent for public speaking is rarely equaled. ------------------

------------------ Public Statement by the Reverend Jesse Jackson ------------------

Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the population for my act of copulation.

I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through masturbation, resulted in my fornication.

I accepted her invitation, and provided her with excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication, and liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore condoms to avoid contamination.

She cried for duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite of her fascination with variation.

This has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation and provocation of the media has resulted in my humiliation, denigration, and degradation.

My wife is considering castration, which would require my hospitalization. Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation will not result in revocation and termination.

I hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification and will prohibit further provocation.

Sincerely,

The Reverend Jesse Jackson

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