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* Deadly New Computer Viruses (FRI Humor)From: Dean G. Huffman (perinatl@eudoramail.com)Mon Jan 1 09:57:45 2001
This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered and are reeking havoc throughout the national system. Beware of ... 1. THE AL GORE Virus ... (Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting) 2. THE CLINTON Virus ... (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive wit NO memory) 3. THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus ... (Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy) 4. THE LEWINSKY virus ... (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then Emails everyone about what it did) 5. THE RONALD REAGAN virus ... (Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored) 6. THE MIKE TYSON virus ... (Quits after two bytes) 7. THE OPRAH WINFREY virus ... (Your 300mb hard drive shrin s to 100mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200mb) 8. THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus ... (Deletes all old files) 9. THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus ... (Disks can no longer be inserted) 10. THE PROZAC virus ... (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care) 11. THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus ... (Only attacks minor files) 12. THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus ... (Terminates some file, leaves but promises to be back) And my favorite ... 13. THE LORENA BOBBIT virus ... (Reformats our hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it thru Windows.
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