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Fri: Men & WomenFrom: ainsron@msn.comFri Aug 18 13:13:42 2000
WOMEN'S ENGLISH Yes =No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me MEN'S ENGLISH I'm hungry= I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have s~x with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! And I'd eventually like to have sex with you. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex? Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am deep, then maybe sex? Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others.
-- Ronald E. Ainsworth, MD
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