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Re: FRI: Things You Learn From the Movies.From: DoctorJoe@aol.comFri Jul 28 08:31:06 2000
In a message dated 7/28/00 12:43:42 AM, fuf@ix.netcom.com writes: << Things You Learn From the Movies: <<2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.>> Is there a way to determine WHICH one by ultrasound or karyotyping? <<3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.>> This is not ALWAYS true... ("Rog, get the cat!!!") <<4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.>> Ahem!!!! ONLY MACS! <<5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.>> It's part of the psychology of martial arts. You learn how to project your "ki" ("chi" in Chinese) to manipulate your attackers... Didn't you learn this? <<7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.>> I thought this was only "blonde and pretty with big ones..."? <<8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.>> No good cop wants to go out with a whimper. Go out as a HERO! With a big funeral with a bagpiper and 21 pistol salute. <<9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.>> So?!? Did you ever look up the definition of "megalomaniac"??? What's the surprise here? <<11. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.>> Vive la France! <<12. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.>> Yep! It's hard to miss the ground, isn't it? <<17. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.>> Can you pronounce "adrenaline"? <<18. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.>> Cool. <<19. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.>> Way cool! <<20. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.>> Not Macs! <<22. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.>> And if they're well-designed, they'll always stop on "007"! <<23. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.>> So he can use illegal connections and tricks to beat the bad guys at their own game. There's the fun! <<25. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.>> Including race, gender, national origin... But I thought this stuff pretty much WAS true?!?!?!?!? Joe P.
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