Re: [JOKE] Lawyer and Friends
From: Bernard Cristalli (bcrist@club-internet.fr)
Fri Jun 23 10:59:29 2000
Susan,
Lawyers have not the same bad reputation here, but are still able to make a
cow and a pig fight together.
--
Bernard Cristalli MD AMACOG
AIHP - ACCA
Paris France
Bernard.Cristalli@CliniquedelEssonne.fr
http://www.CliniquedelEssonne.fr
http://www.obgyn.net/corresp/cristalli.htm
http://www.gyneweb.fr
'64 Mk2 3.8
> De : Susan James <susan_in_sudbury@yahoo.com>
> Répondre à : ob-gyn-l@obgyn.net
> Date : Fri, 23 Jun 2000 10:17:42 -0500
> À : Multiple recipients of list OB-GYN-L <ob-gyn-l@forum.obgyn.net>
> Objet : Re: [JOKE] Lawyer and Friends
>
> And, would this joke sound different in french??
>
> Susan
> --- Dean Huffman <jth@springnet1.com> wrote:
>>
>> A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy
>> man, had car trouble in
>> the countryside and asked to spend the night with a
>> farmer.
>>
>> The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see,
>> I only have room for
>> two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."
>>
>> "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered
>> in the desert for forty
>> years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for
>> an evening."
>>
>> With that he departed to the barn and the others
>> bedded down for the night.
>>
>> Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the
>> farmer opened the door.
>> There stood the Rabbi from the barn.
>>
>> "What's wrong?" asked the farmer.
>>
>> He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep
>> in the barn. There is
>> a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an
>> unclean animal."
>>
>> His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But
>> a few minutes late the
>> same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door.
>>
>> "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks.
>>
>> The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for
>> your helping us out but
>> there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows
>> are considered sacred. I
>> can't sleep on holy ground!"
>>
>> Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the
>> change. He grumbled and
>> complained, but went out to the barn.
>>
>> Moments later there was another knock on the farmers
>> door.
>>
>> Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and
>> there stood ... The
>> pig and the cow.
>>
>
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