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Fri: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? From: John Robertson MD (john.robertson@obgyn.net) Sat May 27 12:12:11 2000 Messages sorted by: [ date ][ thread ][ subject ][ author ] Next message: John Robertson MD: "Practitioners in Washington State" Previous message: John Robertson MD: "Re: routine intrapartum labs" I only think this is funny because it is so true - in my mind it actually has very little to do with PMS, and much more to do with what men actually "see" and what women actually "see". > How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb? > > One. ONE! And you know WHY it takes only ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in this house, in the dark, for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT! And once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But, if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair they dragged from two rooms over to stand on and change the STUPID bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES > OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! THE HOUSE!!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN... > > Wait.... What was the question again? -- J.G.M.Robertson MD, 109-9181 Main St. Chilliwack, B.C. V2P 4M9 (604) 793-9988 e-mail john.robertson@obgyn.net Who is wise and understanding among you? Let him show it by his good life, by deeds done in the humility that comes from wisdom. James 3 vs 13, NIV Next message: John Robertson MD: "Practitioners in Washington State" Previous message: John Robertson MD: "Re: routine intrapartum labs"

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