OB-GYN-L Messages for January, 2000: FRI Balance

FRI Balance

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Mon Jan 31 21:16:00 2000

Joe P.

<< > God was missing for six days. Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God proudly pointed downward through the clouds, "Look what I've made. It's a planet, and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." >
> "Balance?" inquired Michael, confused.
>
> God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." >
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a beautiful piece
of land, rich and fertile. "What's that one?" >
> "Ah," said God. "That's Louisiana - the most glorious place on Earth!
There are beautiful lakes and rivers to the South, and acres upon acres of woodlands to the North. The people from Louisiana are going to be friendly, intelligent and humorous, and they're going to be the most spirited people in the world. They'll work hard when it's time to work and play harder than anyone the world over. They will be known throughout the world for great food, and spectacular festivals. These people alone will discover the proper mix of religion, family, and work." >
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "But you said
there'd be balance, God? What about BALANCE!" >
> God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loudmouth morons I'm putting
next to them in Texas." >>

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Thought my fellow Louisianans would like this.

Allison

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VONNIE GOOD wrote:

> God was missing for six days. Michael the Archangel found him, resting on
the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God proudly pointed downward through the clouds, "Look what I've made. It's a planet, and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." >
> "Balance?" inquired Michael, confused.
>
> God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." >
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a beautiful piece
of land, rich and fertile. "What's that one?" >
> "Ah," said God. "That's Louisiana - the most glorious place on Earth!
There are beautiful lakes and rivers to the South, and acres upon acres of woodlands to the North. The people from Louisiana are going to be friendly, intelligent and humorous, and they're going to be the most spirited people in the world. They'll work hard when it's time to work and play harder than anyone the world over. They will be known throughout the world for great food, and spectacular festivals. These people alone will discover the proper mix of religion, family, and work." >
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "But you said
there'd be balance, God? What about BALANCE!" >
> God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loudmouth morons I'm putting
next to them in Texas." >

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