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From: AnnMarie (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Thu, 16 Oct 1997 13:06:05 +0000

The following was taken from actual pharmacy & OTC drug labels. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Roll gently between hands to mix before using.

Shake well.

For vaginal use only.

Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole.

This is the same medication you have been getting. Color, size, or shape may appear different.

Use of this product may cause drowsiness or dizziness.

Medication should be taken with plenty of fluids.

For rectal use only.

Important: Finish all this medication unless otherwise directed by prescriber.

Do not use if seal is broken or missing.

Do not exceed recommended dosage because at high doses nervousness, dizziness, or sleeplessness may occur.

Apply liberally as often as necessary.

Use caution when driving a motor vehicle or operating machinery.

Upright delivers a spray; Horizontally a stream; Upside down a drop.

Use intravaginally every night for 7 days.

If you have trouble swallowing, see your doctor promptly.

Adjust amount as needed.

Do not use in or around eyes.

Push down and turn to open.



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