WOMENS-HEALTH Messages for April, 1997: Top 10 Reasons It's Crazy To Have A Baby At 63

Top 10 Reasons It's Crazy To Have A Baby At 63

From: Roberta (anonymous@obgyn.net)
Fri, 25 Apr 1997 12:53:54 -0500 (CDT)

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At Fri, 25 Apr 1997, Joanne wrote: >
>Roberta,
>
>Though you do bring up some provocative points to ponder, I still think
>having a baby, in your sixties, is insane, Tony Randall included. To
>each his own.
>I would really be interested in seeing those top ten reasons why not, by
>Letterman. I enjoy his lists, very much, and missed them. Please post.
>
>--
>Joanne aka suzieq@erols.com
>

Dear Joanne,

This is not Letterman's Top Ten it's our own.

Dr. Garry Seigle (who has a great sense of humor) got it started last night on the Doctor's list and Barbara and I jumped in and got silly.

Here they are:

Dr Seigle wrote:

10. I bet she'll be among the older moms in carpool line at mothers' morning out.

9. Takes Geritol brand prenatal vitamins (couldn't resist).

8. Only mom wearing girdle/nursing bra combination.

7. She'll be one of the only women at the nursing home who has to help with homework assignments

Roberta added:

6. Will be going into diapers at the same time baby is going out of them.

5. Will be able to breast feed standing up while baby reclines in crib.

4. Will enter second childhood before junior gets out of first.

Then Barbara added:

3. Will have her drivers licence revoked for old age when her child gets his/hers.

2. Will be "missing from midnight bed check" at the nursing home when her child is missing from "teen-ager midnight bed check"

Then I couldn't resist a final pass with:

And the #1 reason why having a baby at age 63 is ridiculous:

#1 After Mom's hip replacement they'll probably be fighting over who gets to use the walker.

So, does anybody have any additions?

Regards, Roberta

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