Re: Fri: Why did the chicken cross the road?
From: Dib Abdalla Chacur (chacur@rol.com.br)
Fri Feb 26 11:14:37 1999
Wonderful!
Dib
John Robertson M.D. wrote:
> >Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> >A Feathered Friend
> >-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
> >
> >Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> >KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
> >
> >PLATO: For the greater good.
> >
> >ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
> >
> >KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
> >
> >TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would
> >let it take.
> >
> >SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
> >quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
> >
> >RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
> >
> >CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone
> >before.
> >
> >HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
> >
> >ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the
> >road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was
> >faced with significant challenges to create and develop the
> >competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen
> >Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the
> >chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and
> >implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM),
> >Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge,
> >capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and
> >technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program
> >Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse
> >cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson
> >consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage
> >in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal
> >knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to
> >synergize with an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum
> >of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like
> >setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was
> >strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent,
> >clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's
> >mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the
> >creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting
> >helped the chicken change to become more successful.
> >
> >LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The
> >chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him
> >down.
> >
> >MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will
> >be free to cross roads without having their motives called into
> >question.
> >
> >FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
> >more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
> >
> >RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
> >chicken did NOT cross the road.
> >
> >MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who
> >cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive
> >there was.
> >
> >JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
> >anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking
> >around all over the place, anyway?
> >
> >FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
> >crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> >
> >BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which
> >will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
> >documents, and balance your checkbook.
> >
> >OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the
> >road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time,
> >whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
> >
> >DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
> >selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross
> >roads.
> >
> >EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
> >beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
> >
> >BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
> >
> >RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road ....it
> >transcended it.
> >
> >ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
> >
> >COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
> >
>
> --
> J.G.M.Robertson MD, 109-9181 Main St. Chilliwack, B.C. V2P 4M9, Canada
> (604) 793-9988 e-mail john.robertson@obgyn.net
> Who is wise and understanding among you? Let him show it by his good life,
> by deeds done in the humility that comes from wisdom. James 3 vs 13, NIV
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DIB ABDALLA CHACUR
Gynecology - Mastology
Teacher of Gynecology and Head of Gynecology and Obstetrics Dpto.
CAMPOS SCHOOL OF MEDICINE
Campos - RJ - Brazil
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