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Friday could be too lateFrom: Adolfo Etchegaray (aetchegaray@arnet.com.ar)Tue Feb 2 15:03:02 1999
> >> A married couple went to the hospital together to have their > >> baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had > >> invented a new > >> machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's pain > >> to the father. > >> He asked if they were willing to try it out. > >> They were both very much in favor of it. > >> The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, > >> explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than > >> the father had ever experienced before. > >> But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, > >> so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. > >> The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain > >> transfer. > >> The husband was still feeling fine. > >> The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse > >> and was amazed at how well he was doing. > >> Then, they decided to try 50 percent. > >> The husband continued to feel quite well. > >> Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, > >> he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. > >> The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. > >> She and her husband were ecstatic. > >> When they arrived back at home, > >> The mailman was dead on the front porch. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And -- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys." Orson Welles (1915-1984)
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