A little on the top

From: Richard Chudacoff, MD (richardc@bcm.tmc.edu)
Wed Jun 18 15:37:45 1997


The newly-hatched snake and the newly-born rabbit came face to face. Both were so young their eyes had not yet opened. Neither knew what the other was so they decided to feel each other and make a guess. First the snake slithered over the rabbit and then concluded: "You have warm fur, whiskers and long ears. You must be a bunny." Then the rabbit ran its paws over the snake. "You are slippery and have no balls. You must be a politician."

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This is a typical Yiddishe joke ------------------------------

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At 3am in the morning, the phone at the Shevra Kaddisha rings.
"Hello" says Hyme answering the phone, "this is Hyme at Shevra Kaddisha"
"Oi, Hyme, its Abe Cohen:- my wife has just died"
"Abe, Abe, go back to sleep. You're just having a nightmare. I personally
buried your wife 10 years ago!" says Hyme.
"No Hyme, you don't understand; I remarried last year" replies Abe.
"Oh?" says Hime, "I didn't know: Mazeltov!"

Interpretation: The Shevra Kadisha (excuse my spelling) is the Jewish Burial Society; as soon as someone passes away, one called the Shevra Kadisha to collect the body and arrange the funeral. And Mazeltov means Congratulations!

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For five years it was a toss-up between a trip ------------------------------ to Bermuda or a divorce. They decided to split ------------------------------ up, reasoning that a vacation is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something they would always have.

Woody Allen

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