Humor

From: CheriCNM@aol.com
Fri Sep 13 22:51:33 1996


My daughter, the physics major, sent me the following. I thought all of you might enjoy them, too.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Engineers think that equations approximate the real world. ----------------- Scientists think that the real world approximates equations. ----------------- Mathematicians are unable to make the connection...

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A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe ----------------- watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the ----------------- street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house. The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate." The Biologist's conclusion: "They have reproduced". The Mathematician: "If now exactly 1 person enters the house then it will be empty again."

Cheri Van Hoover, CNM San Francisco, CA





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